Take the
"Should I Give Mick Neuman a Break"
Challenge!
this week:
Mick Neuman vrs. Global Thermo-Nuclear War
|
worst thing about him/it |
Best thing about him/it | |
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lazy |
multi-talented | |
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kills everyone |
no more geico commercials | |
Winner: |
Neuman |
Previously in the "Should I Give Mick Neuman a Break" Challenge
Mick Neuman vrs.
a
California Harvester Ant
(Pogonomyrmex
californicus)
|
size | after mating... | family | habitat | looks good in a suit? | antennae? |
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less than 1/16-1" (1-15 mm) long | dies | "Formicidae" | underground tunnels or in galleries in dead wood | no | distinctly elbowed |
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medium | goes to sleep | "Neuman" | east village | yes | N/A |
Once again,
Mick Neuman is the winner, and thereby deserves a break,
while the California Harvester Ant
(Pogonomyrmex californicus)
clearly
does not
Mick Neuman vrs. George W. Bush
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Pronounces nuclear like it was spelled nucular? | can play Bach Invention #5 on the piano? | eyes? | still living off his father? | knows all the words to the Star Spangled Banner? |
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never | yes | yes | yes | yes |
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always | probably not | yes | yes | he might not |
Clearly, Mick Neuman deserves a break, and not President George W. Bush
Mick Neuman vrs. Osama bin Laden
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Best Feature | Talent | Kills people? | Makes you want to... | Has sex with goats? | Facial hair? |
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Eyes | Songwriting, cartoon writing, piano playing, acting, screenwriting, stand-up comedy, etc.. | Figuratively | Laugh? Dance? Nothing? |
No | Occasional goatee |
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Short life expectancy | Pointing up | Literally | Vomit | Probably | Yicchhhh |
Clearly, Mick Neuman deserves a break, and not Osama bin Ladin
Mick Neuman vrs. Bill Clinton
|
gets
off on: |
finds Monica Lewinski attractive? |
Might
be a future president of the USA? |
unfairly criticized? | Has had sexual relations with a White House intern? | Evil? |
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women with Spanish accents | kinda | It could happen | all the damn time | yes | no |
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technicalities | yes | Constitutionally impossible | depends what you mean | yes | whatever |
Clearly, Mick Neuman deserves a break, and not Bill Clinton