Take the
"Should I Give Mick Neuman a Break"
Challenge!

this week:

Mick Neuman vrs. Global Thermo-Nuclear War

Previously in the  "Should I Give Mick Neuman a Break" Challenge

Mick Neuman vrs.
a California Harvester Ant
(Pogonomyrmex californicus)

	size	after mating...	family	habitat	looks good in a suit?	antennae?
	less than 1/16-1" (1-15 mm) long	dies	"Formicidae"	underground tunnels or in galleries in dead wood	no	distinctly elbowed
	medium	goes to sleep	"Neuman"	east village	yes	N/A

Once again, Mick Neuman is the winner, and thereby deserves a break,
while the California Harvester Ant
(Pogonomyrmex californicus) clearly does not

Mick Neuman vrs. George W. Bush

	Pronounces nuclear like it was spelled nucular?	can play Bach Invention #5 on the piano?	eyes?	still living off his father?	knows all the words to the Star Spangled Banner?
	never	yes	yes	yes	yes
	always	probably not	yes	yes	he might not

Clearly, Mick Neuman deserves a break, and not President George W. Bush

Mick Neuman vrs. Osama bin Laden

	Best Feature	Talent	Kills people?	Makes you want to...	Has sex with goats?	Facial hair?
	Eyes	Songwriting, cartoon writing, piano playing, acting, screenwriting,  stand-up comedy, etc..	Figuratively	Laugh? Dance? Nothing?	No	Occasional goatee
	Short life expectancy	Pointing up	Literally	Vomit	Probably	Yicchhhh

Clearly, Mick Neuman deserves a break, and not Osama bin Ladin

Mick Neuman vrs. Bill Clinton

	gets off on:	finds Monica Lewinski attractive?	Might be a future president of the USA?	unfairly criticized?	Has had sexual relations  with a White House intern?	Evil?
	women with Spanish accents	kinda	It could happen	all the damn time	yes	no
	technicalities	yes	Constitutionally impossible	depends what you mean	yes	whatever

Clearly, Mick Neuman deserves a break, and not Bill Clinton