Q: What time is it?
A: That depends. Einstein proved time was relative. He also refused to brush his teeth for a significant portion of his life because he believed the bristles would tear apart the enamel.
Q: Can I borrow some money?
Q: Are you going to eat that?
Q: Can two divorced men live together without driving each other crazy?
Q: How much wood could a wood-chuck chuck if a wood-chuck could chuck wood?
Q: Who is the least annoying "Friends" character?
Q: Is the proliferation of nuclear weapons effective in deterring ring-worm?
Q: What is the square root of 154.2?
Q: Is tolnaftate effective against Russia?
Q: Can I lend you some money?
A: Feel free.