Q: What time is it?
A: That depends. Einstein proved time was relative. He also refused to brush his teeth for a significant portion of his life because he believed the bristles would tear apart the enamel.
Q: Can I borrow some money?
A: No.
Q: Are you going to eat that?
A: Yes.
Q: Can two divorced men live together without driving each other crazy?
A: Yes.
Q: How much wood could a wood-chuck chuck if a wood-chuck could chuck wood?
A: Seven
Q: Who is the least annoying "Friends" character?
A: Joey
Q: Is the proliferation of nuclear weapons effective in deterring ring-worm?
A: Kinda.
Q: What is the square root of 154.2?
A: 12.4177292610203094248714103740058
Q: Is tolnaftate effective against Russia?
A: Yes
Q: Can I lend you some money?
A: Feel free.