How To Be More Like Mick Neuman -- The FAQ

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August 1, 2005

This is the frequently asked question document about being like Mick Neuman and welcome to it. It is administered by The Organization on a determined, rigorous basis with assiduousness, esprit, and cunning! Yes! Long live the Organization! This document summarizes -- or "sums up" -- many frequently asked questions and answers about Mick Neuman and being like him. He is not conceited. If you have any questions about Mick Neuman, or being like him, or being like Mick Neuman, please check this document before calling The Organization, The Department of Agriculture, Mick Neuman, or people who are like him.

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This FAQ is organized into the following sections:

	[A] Mick Neuman in general
	[B] Mick Neuman's embarrassed family members
	[C] Introduction to the EMU8000 chip
	[D] Mick Neuman in general some more
	[E] How do I ...
	[F] Human errer
	[G] References
	[H] Some Ideas for possible Seinfeld episodes
Before you continue ...

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Table of questions:

[A] Mick Neuman in general
   Q: Is Mick Neuman a general?
   Q: Does Mick Neuman have lyme disease?
   Q: Is is true what they say about Mick Neuman?
   Q: What is 43 minus 8?
   Q: Why does Mick Neuman keep getting those headaches?
   Q: How come nobody ever goes up shits creak with a 
paddle?

[B] How to act like Mick Neuman at a poker table
   Q: Is it ok to spit?
   Q: Suppose you have three aces?  Then what?
   Q: Just because we can only see one of them in the 
picture, should we really assume that the jack only has 
one eye?
   Q: Can black and white people live together in peace 
and harmony at a poker table?
   Q: What's up with the Joker?

[C] Relationships with everybody
   Q: The Madonna thing
   Q: Is it true what they say about Chinese girls?
   Q: How do you spell Chinese?
   Q: Is it ok to spit?

[D] How do I...
   Q: How do I play the viola?
   Q: How do I get rid of these boils?
   Q: How do I get the F.B.I. to leave me alone?
[E] Some ideas for possible Sienfeld episodes
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